S’up ya’ll!!

I have to post this cuz I’m DYING to get a new sex toy. It’s hard to believe, but I seriously have not bought a new sex toy in YEARS!!

I found a new site called EDEN FANTASYS, and it’s AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZON CAN GO TO HELL! LOL These Eden Fantasys people know sex toys. For MEN, WOMEN, COUPLES & SAME SEX FUN! And it’s not just sex toys!! They have EVERYTHING!! Lingerie, bondage gear, etc… The site is super fun to use, has amazing advanced searching abilities to find EXACTLY what you’re looking for, has something for EVERYONE, very interactive, and they reward you for using their website often!! Not even for purchasing often – you get points that can be converted to gift cards just for clicking around and searching stuff!!!

I’m gonna need better toys if I’m gonna cam on MFC & soon Streamate……. TIME TO UPGRADE MY COLLECTION!!!

A little background on my PATHETIC sex toy collection:

1.  Awhile back, Ariel hooked me up with this vibrating bullet with a sleeve that she never used anymore LOL now I use it  SO OFTEN!! But it’s getting old…. VERY old.. The electric cord that connects the remote to the bullet is falling apart/disconnecting, and the vibrations are not constant… Imagine being about to cum and all of a sudden your machine stops vibrating!!!!!! Or vibrates on and off when you’re trying to climax!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!! SUPER FRUSTRATING!! LOL and my neighbors can probably hear this thing vibrate… It’s pretty freakin loud.. and not super sexy lol And did I mention the sleeve on the bullet is pretty much disintegrated?? Yup… Had to throw out the sleeve this week…

2. I was at the 1 yr anniversary party of a really hot sex shop in Ottawa, this must be close to 10 yrs ago if not more…. They were giving out free vibrators. The fact that they’re free tells you right away they’re not the greatest of toys. This thing is HARD plastic . Like, the worst kind of hard plastic.. it sucks lol AND I haven’t used it in YEARS and tried it the other day just to see, and apparently batteries don’t work anymore. LOL It’s that old and crappy. It’s just broken.

3. I have one vaginal toy that’s still intact, my only half decent semi-textured vibrating dildo, but it’s the FIRST SEX TOY I EVER GOT!! LOL I’m kinda sick of my purple friend…. AND it barely vibrates anymore… and it’s too easy to turn it on and off, so I could be in the middle of pleasuring myself and BAM! I accidentally turn it off…… YARRRGH! Anyways, it’s plain and I’m really really really really really really really tired of it LOL

4. I had this REALLY SUPER CRAZY COOL mini scorpion bullet thingy. It was a jelly scorpion casing over a mini bullet. The tail of the scorpion reached around to the backside and I LOVED IT! But it’s not for internal use, and plus – it died, and the batteries are hard to replace…

5. I have a giant pink jelly dildo, that doesn’t vibrate, which would be great but it’s TOO BIG for everyday use… AND the exterior layer of jelly has transformed into this burning, bitter, weird taste. Won’t put it in my mouth OR my pussy anymore… Yuk.

6. I have anal beads – which are still in awesome condition. No complaints there. But when I’m using my anal beads in my pussy cuz all my other toys SUCK, it’s time for new toys LOL

HELP ME! LOL

ANYTHING from my wishlist will make me a happy clam

A SUPER DUPER CRAZY MEGA BONUS IS EVERYTHING BOUGHT THROUGH EDEN FANTASYS GETS SENT DIRECTLY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! TO MY FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAITING WEEKS OR MONTHS FOR ME TO RECEIVE YOUR GIFTS!!…

… and that is the best part.

Here are a few items I’d like to have Some items just stood out among the rest Like I said, ANYTHING off that list would make me SOOO happy, so if there’s something else that you’d like to see me use on cam or just wanna make me happy, feel free to browse the rest of my wishlists

This one caught my eye from day 1!!!!!!!!!!! There’s nothing more fun then cumming in the shower and this item is really cheap!!! It’s a bullet hidden away in a soap poof!!!

Click HERE to buy the BULLET POOF for me

This next one has a big sexy question mark written all over it It’s very intriguing!!! AND IT’S ON SALE!!! Half price!!!!! It’s super cheap right now!!

It’s called a CLEO Massager I bet you I could give you a crazy show with one of these I love the fact that it has a stand, makes for hands free fun

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NOTE: SOMEONE HAS KINDLY BOUGHT ME THE CLEO MASSAGER – THANKS!!

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Something else I’ve ALWAYS WANTED was a GLASS DILDO!!!

I don’t have any g-spot toys, so I was looking at this blue one below The BLUE SWIRL!

And if you’re the kind who likes to tie a girl up, this next one is for you!!! Bet you never tied a girl up in the shower before

Buy these AWESOME suction cup restraints for me HERE!

You guys ROCK for helping me get my sex toy collection updated!!! LOL I can’t wait to use everything on cam!!!

VISIT THE REST OF MY WISHLISTS TODAY!

XOXOXOXOXO!!!

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SHIT! Just realized that the post below might not work out so well, can’t send a table, or a lamp for that matter, to a PO Box I guess lol

Looking for a solution cuz I live in Canada….

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Hey guys!!!

So I was thinking about it, and I don’t promote my wishlist enough… Most people don’t realize that these blogs are completely free, meaning we work for free as well. Hours and hours are dedicated to making our fans happy which makes us happy but it’s always nice to get a little gift in return every once in awhile.

I wanna say a special thanks to @DonCalzoneVIP, @TubbCo & @BrentParoisse for recently sending me gifts off my wishlist And @MrYocum for sending me poker books I’m sure I’ll enjoy.

*KISSES*

Thanks for your patience boys, it sometimes takes awhile for Amazon shipping to go through the states then to Canada – I assure you I will be receiving them shortly if they haven’t already arrived at the Canadian Rebel PO Box (there are some items waiting for us there, I’m sure your gifts are included) I CAN’T FREAKIN WAIT!!!

So TODAY I wanna talk about my career, and hopefully one of you guys can maybe help me with this BIG step to get me started on the right foot!

I have recently quit my job at the pool hall because the conditions there were unbearable. I have been studying to be an esthetician and almost have my diploma in hand!!  Now I have to do an internship (unpaid) but couldn’t do it while I was still stuck at the pool hall AND school AND my blog AND my real life all at once. SO I made the decision to free up my time by leaving my job, a HUGE source of frustration in my life, and focus on starting my career in ESTHETICS!

However, in order for me to perform certain treatments at home, I NEED a massage table. I cannot do back treatments or facials without one, and even waxing I’m doing on my own bed right now (with sterilized sheets of course) but it’s not ideal… and my standards for hygiene and professionalism are very high, cuz I’m a perfectionist like that

I found a few tables with AMAZING PRICES on Amazon.com Less $$ than a lot of lingerie!! LOL I’d totally buy it myself, but I still seriously can’t afford it

This is the table I was looking at… Click HERE or click the picture to view other pics of it on Amazon.com

And essentially, for performing facials (NO, not those kinds of facials LOL ) I’m missing a few pieces of equipment like a vapo machine, a high frequency machine and a magnifying glass with a light… The first 2 are pretty expensive and I have substitutes that will work temporarily.. But what IS ESSENTIAL is a light with a magnifying glass so I can do a proper skin analysis so I’m issuing proper prescriptions, but also to help with the extraction step, which is an important one. SO added to my list:

This would be an amazing graduation present!

ANYONE WHO IS AWESOME ENOUGH TO BUY ME ONE OF THESE WILL BE REWARDED!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO!!

Next blog that I’m posting is super cute!! Come back to check it out!